{"id":97,"date":"2016-06-03T10:19:13","date_gmt":"2016-06-03T14:19:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.seethingbrains.com\/metamorphosis2016\/?p=97"},"modified":"2016-06-03T14:05:15","modified_gmt":"2016-06-03T18:05:15","slug":"giants-in-the-skywill-you-go-with-me-to-promgregor-samsa-is-a-bug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.seethingbrains.com\/metamorphosis2016\/image-uploads\/giants-in-the-skywill-you-go-with-me-to-promgregor-samsa-is-a-bug\/","title":{"rendered":"Giants in the Sky\/Will You Go With Me to Prom\/Gregor Samsa is a Bug"},"content":{"rendered":"

Gregor Samsa is a bug\u2026
\nGregor Samsa is a creepy little bug\u2026<\/p>\n

When you wake after uneasy dreams
\nAnd you’re stuck on your back, or so it seems
\nSo you think it through, and you realize now
\nYou have turned into a bug<\/p>\n

When the light is dim, and you’re all alone
\nAnd you’re not a man, but a cockroach
\nThere\u2019s a knock on the door, and your back is sore\u2026<\/p>\n

Your dad, is here!
\nAnd you are still a bug
\nBut before he walks in through the door
\nGet out of bed,
\nCrawl on the floor to<\/p>\n

Hide the fact that you\u2019ve turned into a bug
\nYou\u2019re a roach so your arms are too short to give a hug.
\nAnd you feel like you simply can not win
\nAnd you\u2019ll never hear Grete\u2019s violin
\nAnd it sucks that you can\u2019t go into work today\u2026
\n\u2018Cuz you are a bug.<\/p>\n

And if only your family could like you
\nAnd appreciate all the things you do
\nMaybe then you wouldn’t have turned into
\nA creepy little bug!<\/p>\n

But your father\u2019s mean and your mother\u2019s cold
\nAnd you\u2019re really sad being all alone<\/p>\n

Better dodge those apples, drink that milk
\nstay away from your bed
\nthe sheets are silk!<\/p>\n

Beware!
\nYour bed!
\nBecause you\u2019re a gross bug<\/p>\n

And you don\u2019t want to get it covered in slime
\nAnd you know you\u2019re not
\nEven worth a dime<\/p>\n

Your smile fades as you see the woman in fur
\nTaken off of the wall by your mom and sister
\nAnd the boarders invade your privacy
\nAnd you think you\u2019re tripping on ecstasy.
\nAnd you wish that you could just die which you finally do
\nCuz you were a bug.<\/p>\n

You\u2019re a creepy, slimy bug
\nYou\u2019re an ugly, scary, nasty, horrible, abnormally large
\ncock a roach<\/p>\n

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